Late Night Impulse Buy

I was supposed to be reading a very boring textbook. My bad. I couldn't concentrate. And then I couldn't help finding myself on FB when a photo of this little hot item came up on Live Feed.
Sure, I had never heard of this product in my life. Who knew there had been such a technological breakthrough in hair removal while I had been stuck in the dark ages with my Shick Quattro razors, hot waxes and gooey unknown substances!? I did my research extensively in the minutes before I hit 'one-click' and purchased away. And now this innovative number, which is a major step in advancement for human civilization, will be delivered to my doorstep in 48 hours or more.

Dear Amazon,

You have made it entirely too easy. No transgressing back to a former life to try and remember my secret password. You've made purchasing easy enough for a half-witted baboon with that one-click. It all happens so fast. No chance to even blink or think it over additional clicks.

And why did you allow me to set a password that I have no problems committing to memory? And safely store my credit card information in your data bank, easily activated with the typing of my secret word? A word which you and I know is not really that secret. An actual English word! No codes or string of gibberish that no one bothers writing down.

You must've figured out that rote memorization was never my strong suite growing up. Yes, I will admit. Those nonsensical words evaporate faster from my brain than white lines of happy dust from front of a feigning addict.

Lots of love,
Your Biggest Fan

Jokes aside, the product makes sense and customers seem to be pleased with it. 866 customers can't be wrong, averaging the rating at 4.5 out of 5 stars. Promises of smooth, hair-free skin for up to 4 weeks! Well, duh. How else do you get an ordinary girl to feel like she's fit for a tea party with Her Behindness of The Royal Family? How was I to resist?

The process is not pain-free though. That was never a concern for me. Removing unwanted hairs from the root is far too rewarding of a process to be worrying about pain. I'm definitely not a wuss when it comes to enduring pain for vanity's sake. But just for all you curious folks, I'll report back with an actual testimony once I get my hands on this.